Orgasmic Delight

Narrated by Lady EllaBe

Yes, these two words are just magic, my recent write-up “The Perfect Kiss” inspired me to write this. Just as I wrote about the different kisses, can we similarly classify our orgasmic experiences? When I look back at my experiences, I ask myself: are all orgasms the same? Some are rather more orgasmic than others; some are like mini fireworks, and then you get the climactic orchestral finish with every instrument bursting to be heard. If only we knew what it takes, I could write about it, market it: “Orgasmic Delight: Your Recipe for Success” — New York Times bestseller! We’d be revolutionising the bedroom, unlocking the secrets to ultimate pleasure. Wishful thinking, I know, because I guess how we all feel and absorb pleasure is so different. So here is my little take.

Abstinence orgasm

Yes, it’s like a sabbatical; it’s the invisible restraint of your mind. You’re exposed to all these images of delicious bodies and ideas, yet you’re well-behaved. You refrain from any self-indulgence or perhaps I should bluntly put it a jolly good wank! Have you been a good boy? It sounds cruel; why would anyone be made to go through this? Then Zeus, in all his sculpted glory, or the breathtaking beauty of goddess Aphrodite with her silken, supple, glowing skin stands before you, perfect body on display. Your delayed indulgence just heightens your desires. A gentle touch across your back, a gentle nibble on your neck just turns the tap right on. At this point you just need to be fucked. You’re feeling like an overloaded, hyper bunny that would cum at a touch. The sex after abstinence is fast but so amazingly delicious. Wait no longer grab them into a bathroom and hear the moan.

Murchison orgasm

Just like the most powerful waterfall in the world! I think that says it all, but this one requires some effort, people. That’s right, so think about the fluctuation of speed, intensity and dirty talk. The toys and denial adds a massive dose of teasing. Picture the roar of the Falls, its sheer force and magnitude leaving you gasping for air. That’s the level of passion we’re talking about here! The raw power of nature unleashing the wild, untamed energy that lies within us all. Get that plug in the ass, the flicker kiss, mega wand and then magic fingers. Yes, the curl-wurly, palm-up fingers curl stance. The art of the clitoris and G-spot double whammy stimulation can rhythmically send one to heaven and back but how many can do it? The plug adds to the sensation of fullness, and then its cums the massive Murchison squirt or fall?

Barry orgasm

Yes, I suddenly hear Barry White in my head. His rich low, deep bass-baritone voice. His voice just makes you want to sway those hips back and forth to the rhythms. You feel open and sensual. An overwhelming urge to get on top and grind slowly craving that friction as your sensitive clit meshes against his warm skin. You’re in complete control, enjoying the power to sway back and forth or side to side at your own pace. You want every inch within you while arching your back and wondering how loudly you can moan. You look up and thank the heavens for this amazing cock. The Barry Orgasm is a very connected type of orgasm, one that is gradual but full of sex appeal. It’s the type of orgasm that requires hours of build-up until the room smells of sex.

As Betty Friedan said, “No woman can have an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor!” But wait, unless, of course, you harbour a kink for housemaids in those short, black frilly outfits. Now that, my kinky friends, is a story for another day!